Money for Nothing
Example 265
★★"Money for Nothing"
Section 1 - Prices and Bargaining
Price is a kind of value. $10.99 specifies a price with parts dollars and cents (optional, preamble optional).
A person has a price called wealth. The wealth of the player is $15.
A thing has a price called minimum value. The minimum value of a thing is usually $0.50.
A thing has a price called desired value. The desired value of a thing is usually $5.00.
Offering it for is an action applying to one price and one visible thing.
Understand "offer [price] for [something]" as offering it for.
After taking inventory, say "You have [the wealth of the player]."
Check offering it for:
if the price understood is greater than the wealth of the player, say "You don't have that kind of cash." instead;
if the second noun is not carried by someone, say "There's no one in a position to sell you [the second noun]." instead;
if the second noun is carried by the player, say "[The second noun] is already yours." instead;
if the minimum value of the second noun is greater than the price understood, say "[The holder of the second noun] cackles disdainfully. 'If yer just here to insult me you can take your business elsewhere!' he says." instead;
if the desired value of the second noun is greater than the price understood:
let difference be the desired value of the second noun minus the price understood;
let difference be difference divided by two;
decrease the desired value of the second noun by difference;
now the last object offered is the second noun;
say "'How about [desired value of the second noun]?' suggests [the holder of the second noun]." instead;
otherwise:
unless the desired value of the second noun is the price understood:
say "From the avaricious gleam in the eye of [the holder of the second noun], you guess you could've gotten this purchase for less..."
Carry out offering it for:
increase the wealth of the holder of the second noun by the price understood;
decrease the wealth of the player by the price understood;
move the second noun to the player.
Report offering it for:
say "You spend [the price understood], and now you possess [the second noun]."
When play begins: now right hand status line is "Your funds: [wealth of the player]".
Now, since the man does make counter-offers, it would be reasonable to let the player accept or reject those, as well:
The last object offered is a thing that varies.
Instead of saying yes when the last object offered is carried by a person (called seller) who is not the player:
if the seller is not visible:
continue the action;
otherwise:
now the price understood is the desired value of the last object offered;
try offering the desired value of the last object offered for the last object offered.
Instead of saying no when the last object offered is carried by a person (called seller) who is not the player:
if the seller is not visible:
continue the action;
otherwise:
now the last object offered is the player;
say "You reject the offer firmly."
And we borrow just a line or two from a later chapter to take care of some alternate syntax the player might try:
Understand "offer [price] to [someone]" as a mistake ("You'll need to specify what you want to buy -- try OFFER $1000.00 FOR BROOKLYN BRIDGE."). Understand "offer [someone] [price]" as a mistake ("You'll need to specify what you want to buy -- try OFFER $1000.00 FOR BROOKLYN BRIDGE.").
Understand "buy [something]" as a mistake ("You'll have to name your price: try OFFER $1000.00 FOR BROOKLYN BRIDGE.").
Section 2 - The Scenario
The Flea Market is a room. The crotchety man is a man in the Market. "A crotchety man here is selling [the list of things carried by the crotchety man]." The crotchety man carries a broken television set, a Victorian rhinestone brooch, and a cracked shaving mug.
The minimum value of the brooch is $2.50.
Test me with "offer $0.50 for mug / offer $0.50 to man / offer $6.00 for mug / offer $50.00 for brooch / offer $1.50 for brooch / offer $4.50 for brooch / no / offer $4.50 for brooch / yes".
Test me with "offer $0.50 for mug / offer $0.50 to man / offer $6.00 for mug / offer $50.00 for brooch / offer $1.50 for brooch / offer $4.50 for brooch / no / offer $4.50 for brooch / yes".
Flea Market
A crotchety man here is selling the broken television set, the Victorian rhinestone brooch and the cracked shaving mug.
>(Testing.)
>[1] offer $0.50 for mug
"How about $2.75?" suggests the crotchety man.
>[2] offer $0.50 to man
You'll need to specify what you want to buy -- try OFFER $1000.00 FOR BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
>[3] offer $6.00 for mug
From the avaricious gleam in the eye of the crotchety man, you guess you could've gotten this purchase for less...
You spend $6, and now you possess the cracked shaving mug.
>[4] offer $50.00 for brooch
You don't have that kind of cash.
>[5] offer $1.50 for brooch
The crotchety man cackles disdainfully. "If yer just here to insult me you can take your business elsewhere!" he says.
>[6] offer $4.50 for brooch
"How about $4.75?" suggests the crotchety man.
>[7] no
You reject the offer firmly.
>[8] offer $4.50 for brooch
"How about $4.63?" suggests the crotchety man.
>[9] yes
You spend $4.63, and now you possess the Victorian rhinestone brooch.
A crotchety man here is selling the broken television set, the Victorian rhinestone brooch and the cracked shaving mug.
>(Testing.)
>[1] offer $0.50 for mug
"How about $2.75?" suggests the crotchety man.
>[2] offer $0.50 to man
You'll need to specify what you want to buy -- try OFFER $1000.00 FOR BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
>[3] offer $6.00 for mug
From the avaricious gleam in the eye of the crotchety man, you guess you could've gotten this purchase for less...
You spend $6, and now you possess the cracked shaving mug.
>[4] offer $50.00 for brooch
You don't have that kind of cash.
>[5] offer $1.50 for brooch
The crotchety man cackles disdainfully. "If yer just here to insult me you can take your business elsewhere!" he says.
>[6] offer $4.50 for brooch
"How about $4.75?" suggests the crotchety man.
>[7] no
You reject the offer firmly.
>[8] offer $4.50 for brooch
"How about $4.63?" suggests the crotchety man.
>[9] yes
You spend $4.63, and now you possess the Victorian rhinestone brooch.