Invisiclues Index

Bureaucracy Invisiclues

Sample Question

Why is the bureaucrat crying?

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Table of Contents

Your Neighborhood

How do I get the llama feed bag from the delivery man?

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How do I get the mail from the llama's trough?

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How do I get into the paranoid's house?

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What are the answers to the paranoid's questions?

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I'm stuck in jail. How do I get out?

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I escaped from jail but can't take the paranoid's mail. What now?

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How do I get the mail from under the macaw?

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How do I steal the painting from the matron without getting shot?

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How do I get the mail from the mousy man's apartment before he cuts it?

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I'm so hungry I can't do anything. What do I do?

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I don't have money and can't pay for my meal. How do I leave the restaurant?

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What do I do in the bookstore?

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How do I get my airplane ticket to Paris?

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How do I get my bank statement delivered to my new address?

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Why can't I cash the check?

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Can I change the minus sign on my check to a plus sign?

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How can I deposit a negative check?

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How do I withdraw cash from the bank?

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How do I get to the airport?

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The Airport

Where can I find a courtesy phone?

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How do I get to the Omnia Gallia desk?

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How do I find the Air Zalagasa desk?

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How do I get my Air Zalagasa ticket before the flight leaves the gate?

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How do I stop my flight from leaving?

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How do I get to the gate and onto the plane?

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The Airplane

What is that tiny metallic noise I hear when I press the buttons?

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Why are the buttons over my seat all mixed up?

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How do I get the attendant to remove my plate of Zalagasan delicacy?

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Can I get someone to eat my stew for me?

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How do I get rid of my plate of Zalagasan delicacy?

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How can I get the Zalagasans to leave their seats?

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How can I get the woman to leave her seat?

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Can I survive a plane crash?

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Where's the missing piece of the safety card?

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Where can I find a parachute?

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How do I open the hatch to jump out of the plane?

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How do I get my parachute unstuck from the plane?

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How do I stop from falling and dying?

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Zalagasa

How do I get down from the tree?

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I died in the cooking pot. What happened?

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How do I get out of the cooking pot?

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How do I open the locker door?

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How do I navigate the switchgear maze?

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How do I open the airlock door?

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Persecution Complex

What is the modular plug?

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How do I get out of the persecution complex?

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Who do I log into the computer system as?

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What password do I use to log into the computer system?

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How do I stop the nerd from hacking other people?

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The nerd is always running HAK.EXE, so I can't run it. How do I execute the various [filename].HAK files?

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Why doesn't a plane arrive at the airstrip?

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How do I prevent the private airplane from crashing?

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I'm back in the neighborhood. What now?

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How the Points Are Scored

ACTION POINTS

Getting the mail (4 pieces) 1 (each)
Swapping carts with bookstore clerk 1
Getting your ticket from the travel agent 1
Eating the burger 1
Withdrawing money from the bank 1
Exchanging tickets at Air Zalagasa desk 1
Stopping flight 42 from leaving 1
Shorting out the airport speakers 1
Leaving the airplane (with parachute) 1
Dropping into the pot (and living) 1
Playing the recipe cart for the Zalagasans 1
Opening the locker door 1
Going through the airlock door 2
Crashing the nerd's computer 1
Getting picked up by plane at landing strip 2
Reading the letter at the end of the game 1

TOTAL 21 (Half of 42)

Have You Tried …

Calling all the numbers in your address book?
Playing your answering machine?
Reentering your house after playing the answering machine?
Saying a password to people other than the paranoid or weirdo?
Saying a password when nobody is around?
Asking various people about the nerd? themselves?
Trying to fill out a change-of-address form at the bank?
Paying the waiter $4.50? $4.51? $5.00?
Giving the street numbers of your neighbors to the cab company?
Paying the cabbie $17.50? $20.00? Somewhere in between? Less than $17.50?
Trying to stiff the cabbie?
Dropping stuff in the airport, then going to lost-and-found?
Calling your house from the phone on the plane?
Upsetting other people's meals on the plane?
Playing the eclipse cartridge for the Zalagasans?
Running the NOOZ program on the unlabeled cartridge?
Looking at the screens before and after shutting down down [sic] the
complex?

Indicia

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Typed in from the original hintbook by Peter Doherty (Hollywood Hijinx) and Thomas Schaefer (Bureaucracy). Proofreading by Paul David Doherty.